Wow Japan is lucky, they get a First Lady who does all sorts of cool stuff like intergalactic transcendental space travel and all we have is boring ol’ Michelle Obama who just stays here on Planet Earth. Japan’s First Lady, Miyuki Hatoyama, wrote in her book of memoirs that she believes that she has traveled to Venus before.

“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus. It was a very beautiful place and it was really green.”

Is this story true or not?

VERDICT: Epic – totally true! Yeah she has to be telling the truth, afterall she was asleep, it’s not like she could have been dreaming or anything.