It seems that even though Osama Bin Laden wants death to all of the American Infidels, there is one American woman that he would most likely spare – Whitney Houston! Well hey it’s not like she could do any worse, she was already married to Bobby Brown.

Sudanese novelist Kola Boof has written in her new book about his obsession:

“He told me Whitney Houston was the most beautiful woman he’d ever seen.”

“Osama kept coming back to Whitney Houston. He asked if I knew her personally when I lived in America. I told him I didn’t. He said that he had a paramount desire for Whitney Houston, and although he claimed music was evil he spoke of someday spending vast amounts of money to go to America and try to arrange a meeting with the superstar. It didn’t seem impossible to me. He said he wanted to give Whitney Houston a mansion that he owned in a suburb of Khartoum.”

“He explained to me that to possess Whitney he would be willing to break his colour rule and make her one of his wives. Whitney Houston’s name was the one that would be mention constantly. How beautiful she was, what a nice smile she has, how truly Islamic she is but is just brainwashed by American culture and by her husband Bobby Brown, whom Osama talked about having killed, as if it were normal to have women’s husbands killed.”

Wow what a freak! Is this story true?

VERDICT: Epic – totally true! Look out Whitney, but maybe you could find Bin Laden since the CIA can’t seem to.