Meet Playboy Founder, Hugh Hefner’s, new “girlfriends”! Since all of the “Girls Next Door” have abandoned Hef, there was only one thing to do – go out and hire some new “girlfriends”. Karissa and Kristina Shannon are the 19-year-old The Shannon Twins who will be spongeing off of….oops, we mean sleeping with Hef and being his “girlfriends”. And as TMZ has uncovered, they both have a felony record! Since it is definitely harder to get a job with a felony record, the girls are making the right decision by moving into the Playboy Mansion.

And is it just me or do these girls not live up to the calibre of Kendra Wilkinson and Holly Madison??