Yesterday Britney Spears shot a poolside photo shoot in Beverly Hills in a white bikini. But is it just me or does she not look that flattering? First of all, after doing all of the dancing she does onstage, Britney should be cut like a diamond not soft like a cotton ball. Secondly, the bitch is pigeon toed, that’s always a flattering look in a bikini. Thirdly, she looks manly and hulky. Could she at least try and be more feminine?

Yeah I know. You’d still hit it.