Listen close….it’s the simultaneous sobbing into their pillows of all of the little tween girls because their teenage heartthrob, Zac Efron is now engaged to his “High School Musical” girlfriend Vanessa Hudgens. You know the little skank that can’t keep her clothes on? Yeah, that one.

Apparently Hudgens revealed that, “”We haven’t set a date – and if we did, we’d keep it secret for as long as possible. Why? What if one of us was offered a major film part? Then we’d have to postpone our marriage and people would say we’d split up. And we don’t want that.”

And she went on to say, “Zac likes me in bright red lipstick. I am his one true slut vamp!”

Oh the poor tweens. They’ll be inconsolable….so….next??