Who even knew she could read? Legendary tattoo artist, Kat Von D, was seen in Philadelphia on Saturday afternoon signing copies of her new book, “High Voltage Tattoo”. This chick wants to be noticed so she has ink all over her body, yet the only thing I can seem to see is her cleavage.

This yawnfest book is said to be about “a graphic perspective on today’s global tattoo culture”. I’d rather watch paint dry.