Breaking news has come out from the A-Rod steroid investigation. It’s been discovered that Paris Hilton’s boobs have been using steroids.

No word yet from the harlot but what explanation can she have? We have all seen her naked and while there was nothing wrong with her boobs, they certainly were not looking like this.

If these are in fact her “original” boobs then this girl needs an honorary engineering degree from Carnagie Mellon University because girl is pulling off some tricks.