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February 27th, 2009

In what will become a weekly installment, each friday, we will produce some Top 10 lists that will hopefully give you a laugh, and elicit a bunch of comments.

Here is the Top 5:
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5. Rick Solomon

It’s no mystery that this guy is a major douche.  The mystery is how the fuck he get’s the ass he does?  I feel like I need to wash up just searching google for images of him.  Linked in the past to Paris Hilton, Shannon Doherty, and Pamela Anderson amongst others, this guy is playing way above his head.

4. Wilmer Valderamma

Remember him?  Nah me neither.  Feels like its been since the 70’s that this guy was on a show.  But he was at once a hot “it” guy around town and at one time Lindsay Lohan and Ashley Simpson famously feuded over Valderrama.   He also dated Mandy Moore. Simpson reportedly penned her hit “Boyfriend” about the incident. And Lohan has said about her player ex: “There’d be all these girls around, and he’d flirt with them, and I couldn’t handle it.”

3. George Clooney

This is probably about the only guy on the list I would want to have a beer with.  He just seems cool.  In fact I probably wouldn’t be that pissed if he banged my sister.  Because of that mind-bending ability he places high on our list.  Any time you can bang incredible chicks and not have other guys hating on you – your doing something right.

2. John Mayer

Personally I can’t stand dudes like this.  The “hey look at me I am soooooo sensitive and artistic” bullshit.  But I gotta hand it to the guy when you look down the notches on his bed post.  It reads like an hollywood ass all-star lineup.   Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Minka Kelly, Jennifer Aniston, among others.  No matter how much you can’t stand the guy you have got to respect that game.

1. Samantha Ronson

So why did she get our top spot?  Have you looked at her?  She’s dealing with some serious handicaps.  She’s not even a good looking girl!  Let alone good looking lesbian, and yet she manages to pull Lindsey Lohan?

There you have it.  Our little impromptu list of the top manwhores of hollywood.  Surely more could have made this list, and we would love to hear who you think should have!

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