Your supposed to stop smoking when you get cancer… right? -  Drunken Stepfather

You digg chicks in hoodies? It’s probably your lucky day – COED

Halle Berry is only invited to awards because she has an amazing cleavage.. I mean, have you seen this chick in a good movie recently? Celebrity Odor

Probably the best looking Late Night Show, EVER – Hollywood Chaos

Chicken McNuggets & Vodka, care for a drink? DListed

Miley Cyrus forgets her lyrics at concert… “Fly on the wall, there’s a fly on the wall!”, come on, shit, it can’t be that hard! – HollyWire