Robert De Niro is scheduled to be in a movie with Lindsay Lohan. Yes you heard it right. Also to be in the movie? Jessica Alba, Steven Seagal, Michelle Rodriguez, and Don Johnson. What a bizarre cast! It started out as a joke trailer for the movie “Grindhouse” but now director Robert Rodriguez is turning “Machete” into a real movie. What is the movie about?

From the IMDb:

After being betrayed by the organization who hired him, an ex-Federale launches a brutal rampage of revenge against his former boss.

Hmm…sounds a lot like “Desperado” to me. Which is another movie Rodriguez directed starring Antonio Banderas and Salma Hayek. But Lohan and De Niro in a movie together? It seems like De Niro will take any old role these days.