Michael Jackson announced today at a press conference that he will be kicking off his tour “This Is It” in London on July 8th at the O2 Arena. The strange singer also said that these would be his last shows ever in London. Amidst rumors that Jackson is secretly dying from a flesh eating bacterial disease, he looked pretty healthy – well, healthy for him anyway – while standing at the podium. He gave the peace sign several times and some bizarre fist pump as he mostly just stood there smiling and looking awkward in his wig.

So who here is excited about Michael Jackson’s tour dates? Yeah, me neither.