At the 2009 Teen Choice Awards last night, Miley Cyrus did a little pole dance for all of the kids watching. Appropriate, right? She was singing her new single “Party In The USA” as she worked the pole like a pro. The sixteen year old wore skimpy shorts, was grinding against the pole in seductive moves, and was giving erotic dances to all the little tweens who were watching at home.

What the hell is wrong with Miley Cyrus’ parents? Who would let their minor-aged child do this? Well we’re all talking about it the next day so they must be doing something right.