If you really like having bleeding eardrums then you’re gonna want to check out these leaked tracks from Paris Hilton’s upcoming album, Platinum Blonde. The tracks you’ll hear in order are “Platinum Blonde”, “Girl Tax”, “Crave”, and “Jailhouse Baby”. Well hey, at least she can make light of the time she spent in the slammer.

So what do you think of the tracks? Will you be buying the CD? Yeah, me neither.