These are the Epic Bull Top 10 Celebrity Train Wrecks! These are the celebs that are fun to watch self-destruct and even if we feel we should look away, we just simply can’t. Read our countdown of the Top 10 Celebrities who always seem to be on the wrong side of the headlines.
10. Scott Storch

At this point you may be thinking “who?” but once we tell you why he’s a celebrity train wreck, you’re gonna love it. Scott Storch is a record producer who has worked with the likes of Britney Spears, 50 Cent, and Mariah Carey and has made a considerable bankroll for himself while considering himself a music mogul. But with his reckless spending and shady deals, he has now lost his $5.5 million waterfront mansion and has filed for bankruptcy. Looks like the playa got played.
9. Paris Hilton

We haven’t actually gotten any good gossip about the hotel heiress lately, but remember the good old days of leaked sex tapes, upskirt no panty pics, and that whole drunk driving/spending time in the slammer thing? It seems that Paris Hilton has been a good girl lately. She’s due for a major fuckup sometime soon.
8. The Osbournes

The First Family of Fuckups, The Osbournes, has had their share of debaucherous behavior. Whether it be Kelly’s stint in rehab, Jack’s stint in rehab, Ozzy’s 1000th stint in rehab or Sharon just knocking out any bitch that she sees, this family is always really one to watch.
7. Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson

I believe that these two started out the entire “celebrity train wreck” phenomenon, and it only went downhill from there. Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson started off with their sex tape, their domestic abuse charges and their twenty-three times reconciling with each other makes it so you just can’t keep your eyes off this pair.
6. Travis Barker/Shana Moakler

Another celebrity couple that you can’t seem to look away from is Travis Barker And Shana Moakler. After having their reality show “Meet The Barkers”, the two of them split up, and then got back together again, and then split up, and then got back together again, then split up and then plane crash and then got back together again and now split up. Furthermore they have been exchanging some juicy Tweets on Twitter about each others’ bad parenting skills. That’s drama you just can’t ignore.
5. Britney Spears

Do we really have to elaborate here? Okay we will. Whether it be her alleged bad parenting skills, shaving her head bald, being checked into a mental hospital or going on tour and announcing to the crowd that her vajayjay is hanging out, Britney Spears has always had her times of trouble. Although lately she seems to be getting her stuff back together, the “been married for one day”, “father is her conservator”, “hanging out with that paparazzi guy” chick is due for a slipup.
4. Lindsay Lohan

If Lindsay Lohan is number 4, I bet you’re really curious as to who is number one! But alas, LiLo has only made it to number 4 in our countdown despite her DUI arrest, her public fights after she turned lesbian with Samantha Ronson, her family drama with her father, and her many stints in rehab. Give her some time, she’ll make it to the top.
3. Mischa Barton

Mischa Barton has been on a slippery slope ever since her character got killed off “The OC”. Whether it be her hard cocaine partying, not showing up for her own movie premiers, or suicide attempt, this train wreck is headed towards a downward spiral. Let’s just hope someone really gets her some help before she really hits the ground.
2. Jon & Kate Gosselin

These two have just been a celebrity circus lately! Jon and Kate Gosselin have turned from reality stars to soap opera stars as they hit the media circuits and spill out lies on each other during their bitter divorce. Whether it be Jon’s cheating or Kate’s bitchiness with the children, each of them is a train wreck on their own and we have many more months of it until they’re finally divorced!
1. Michael Jackson

Michael Jackson has been a celebrity train wreck for many years now, but even though he’s now dead we still can’t keep our eyes off him. We wanna know how he died, who is to blame, and what will happen to his kids? After his passing last June, there was 24 hour media coverage on the death of the King of Pop. Or whether it be the two times accused of child molestation or prescription drug abuse, Jackson is not only the King of Pop, he’s the King of the Celebrity Train Wrecks and the top of our list.
Cant say anything but this list is utterly bullshit. You can never place Michael Jackson at top one having all those baddies before him. He might have done some mistakes(some rnt proved) but He was a nice person when compared to all the jack and jills who have preceded him.
Suneel on August 26th, 2009
Haha, good list! It’s amazing what a little money and fame can do to people. I’ll admit, I’ve been having trouble looking away from the Jon & Kate train wreck. Those two are a mess!
This website does a pretty good job of keeping track of them: http://www.jonkatedivorce.com
TheKman on August 26th, 2009
You’re only saying that about MJ because he’s dead. If he were still alive today you’d be calling him a freaskish pedophile pill popper like everyone else would.
JenC on August 26th, 2009
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