The groan-worthy news of the day is that former rap star, M.C. Hammer, will be having his own reality show on A&E . The show will be called “Hammertime” and will feature Hammer as the father of his 5 kids and their daily lives. Executive Producer of the show J.D. Roth speaks of the series: “Here’s a dad with five kids, married to the same woman for more than 23 years, living in the same place where he grew up and going to church every Sunday,” Roth said. “He’s had his ups and downs, and it’s what makes him such a character you root for.”

Wow I almost fell asleep just writing about that one. Yet another reality show that I will not be watching.