I think we need to make multiple arrests. It seems there are these new jeans on the market called “Winkers” and basically they are hand-painted jeans that have eyes on the back that “wink” at you when you walk. There are also other designs that seem to create motion as you’re walking away and they slip into your ass cheeks.

Great just what we need, another reason to stare at fat womens asses. But sadly enough, there will be people out there who will want to buy these.

Check out the ridiculous viral video for “Winkers” jeans right here!