This bizarre cat lady claims that it’s better to give your cat a full body massage rather than just pet them like most normal people would do. She starts out by demonstrating on a stuffed tiger…..um, why not on your real cat? Does he secretly hate it? And this crazy woman even has tips for you whether you’re right or left handed.

Make sure you watch out for the “Major Whisker Watch Alert”! It could be in effect.

Check out this hilarious viral video that’s making its rounds on the Internet.